I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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