he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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