NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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