How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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