Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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