google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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