I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They took my balls.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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