Heybabeimwearingurpanties
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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