Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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