theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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