Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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