I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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