I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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