I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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