You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize