Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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