So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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