she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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