"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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