We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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