dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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