Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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