is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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