Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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