I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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