I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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