I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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