I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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