i think my mom watched the whole time
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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