So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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