operation have a gay friend backfired
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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