That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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