i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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