Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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