I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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