the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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