I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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