He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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