If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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