Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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