drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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