week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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We are two peas in an std pod
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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