I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I need you to use more vowels.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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