Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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