Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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