Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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