It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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