They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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