So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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