found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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